Guaranteed Orgasm

Need we say more?

Actually we do.

Disclaimer reads: GUARANTEE APPLIES TO MALE PARTNER ONLY. USE AS DIRECTED. NOT FOR USE BY INDIVIDUALS WHO ARE UNDER 18 YEARS OF AGE. Keep out of reach of children. Do not use if you are pregnant or nursing. May cause slight discomfort upon initial use. Continue using until desired effects are achieved or until contents are depleted.

Updated Designs: “Go Ninja!” And “314 In Progress”

We recently made some much needed changes to 2 of our designs.

"Go Ninja!" has been restyled for the 2007 buying season. The text has been replaced with a more Asian-styled font and our Ninja now bursts into the scene wielding two deadly blades to dispatch his enemies with ease. For those of you who prefer the original 2005 design it will still be available in our Retiring Soon section until the end of the year.

314 In Progress" was originally released back in July and we’ve tried out several different renditions in the few short weeks of its existence but have finally settled on this latest redesign. Originally it had a graphic of a naked man running from the text as if it was a squad car, but in print the streaker failed to satisfy our QC team. He has been replaced with the much sexier silhouette of a woman coyly discarding her top, lit only by the red light of the squad car. I think we can all agree that regardless the gender of the wearer, a naked lady is always more appealing than a naked man.

New Design - It's All Deadly!

Whether you prefer bird-doggin' bridesmaids at a random wedding, scopin' out the single moms at soccer games, or settle for being the latest mistake of a local bar-skank: every ladies' man needs an angle. What's yours?

SilverFish Tees releases this latest design with you lusty lotharios in mind. Proudly announce to your targets, your rivals and the world around you that no matter what weapons you decide to pull out of your heavy arsenal, they can be assured that...IT'S ALL DEADLY!

3 NEW DESIGNS!!!

SilverFish Tees is proud to announce three new designs to our ever-growing catalog.

For you martial arts enthusiasts...

If you take pride in your NERDocity...

Or if you likes to get down...